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Song Parodies -> "Homeless Alright"

Original Song Title:

"Whatever You Like"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Homeless Alright"

Parody Written by:

Chasing Pink Elephants

The Lyrics

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Homeless Alright (whatever you like- T.I) Parody

note: I shortened the song down.

Incase you didn’t notice.
Baby I am homeless.
But please do not walk buy.
Im actually a smart guy.
Trust me it’s a good idea.
Economy doesn’t effect the life here.
Yeah, bills aren’t a problem.
Were far from em’.
We just keep on slobbin’.
We properly sleep on em.’
You want it? we got it.
If not we’ll pick pocket.
If you don’t like it.
Then you can beat it.

Pork and beans.
Maybe rice.
Soup kitchen.
At no price.
Yeah, and you can eat whatever you like
Said being homeless is all right.
Yea ill, go to feed the bird’s downtown
Throw seeds for em’ on the ground.
Yea you can feed the bird that you like.
Said being homeless is all right.

Want brand clothes you know?
Maybe get some lypo?
Around here we look shabby.
so no need for money to blow.
In a trolley, we’ll roll
Pimp it out and we’ll flow.
Get you a afghan.
Right from the trash can.
And you never ever have to,
Go out and get a mortgage.
As long as your house
is under a cross bridge.
Cut our hair with some scissors
And give you a mo.
But you gotta pay me
coz that’s how I make my dough.
Behind the bakery is what you need.
If its stale we will still have a big feed.
I know you never had a man like that.
Just mind the smell and that im fat.

You like my trolley? See my trolley.
I can take you to go see homless old molly.
That is not that far.
no need for petrel money.
But you’ll have to push the trolley.

Mickey dees.
With Swiss cheese.
After you save up from buskin.
And you can choose whatever tonight
Said being homeless is alright.
Can’t afford cable coz your poor?
Just watch it from next-door.
And you can watch whatever you like.
Said being homeless is alright.

Yeah yeah.

© copywright 2008. Chasing Pink Elephants!

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Jonathan S. - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe that's how some are, BUT I happen to know a couple of homeless people who DON'T live like slobs and are decent. And they most certainly do not get their meals from out of a trash can!
cpe - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
calm down, its just a song.

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