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Song Parodies -> "Eat Whatever You Like"

Original Song Title:

"Whatever You Like"

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Parody Song Title:

"Eat Whatever You Like"

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The Lyrics

Hey Girl you hungry
You know Mcdonalds is just down the street
I said you could eat whatever you'd like (you'd like)
I said you could eat whatever you'd like (you'd like)

Stacks of plates
Forks and Knives
And we can drink soda all night
And baby you could eat whatever you'd like (you'd like)
I said you could eat whatever you'd like (you'd like)
Late night dinner drivethroughs open all night
I'll order us up 2 number 9's and
Baby in my car we'll eat all night (all night)
I said you can eat food where all night (all night)

[Verse 1:]
Anytime you want to take a trip to the drivethru
You know it ain't nothin that fastfood joint wont sell you
Whated you you have in mind
Mcdonlads number's,5 and 9
Yeah I want a pepsi, I need a pepsi
Long as i got napkins we can in my chevy
i wont eat at Chucks China Inn I'll just decline
i dont feel like chowing down on feline

Ordered some movies
all at half price
And we can eat popcorn all night
Baby we can eat wherever you like (you like)
While we are watching movies all night (all night)
Late night snacks and liquids with ice
I'll gas up the stove for me tonight and
Baby i will cook whatever you'd like (you'd like)
I said i will make it tasty and nice (its so right)

[Verse 2:]
The stove is da hottest, cooking chicken and brocolli
Tatse so goos (good) coulda swore i went to a food colledge
Grocery slip deposits, my bills hit high like rockets
got get it my self Cause errbody know the ecomy don't got it
Ya need to never ever gotta go to yo wallet
Long as I got rubbermits,aproans and chef bonnets
Five six, meals for you and all your girl friends
Ya ain't gotta order out i'm like your buger king
My chick can eat what she want
And go in every grocery store for any food she want
And know she ain't never had a man like that
To buy her any food from stop & shop or target
Yeah I need those veggies, I need that knife
Because i need to chop up are dinner tonight
You hungry I'll cook it, i'll go get it and buy it
Tell your broke friends to stop beggin and be quiet

Stacks of bills
from shaws and price right
Now i got everything i need and
Baby i will cook whatever you like (you like)
And then you can eat whatever you like (you like)
Late night stops your at the fridge all night
I'll gas up oven for you and
Baby i will bake where ever you like (you like)
Chocolate chips cookies and pie(and pie)

[Verse 3:]
I'm talkin' big boy meals
like mighty man
Let me put some vegetable oil in that pan
Than some butta, stir it up right
Then i'll cook up something real nice
That's right
Yeah I need that spatula, I need tray
Long as ingredents i can cook all day
You want it I'll make it, i'll get and buy it
tell all your poor friends to stop beggin (and be quiet)

Stacks of plates
Dishes stacked high
I guesse i gotta alot of work do
Now baby i'm stuck washing dishes all night (all night)
gettin all the silverware cleaned up right (cleaned up right)
Lunch and dinner takeout or homemade fries
Either way they'll both taste nice and
Baby you can eat whatever you like (you like)
I said pick out the kind that you would like (you'd like)

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 14

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Spoof-Man - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Your only spoofing this song becuse "Weird Al" just did!
MJCYOUNGPARODYMASTA - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I actually released it on my myspace about 4 or 5 weeks before Al actually revealed he was working on a parody. I just parodied though for the same reason al did caus eit is such a good song and was a 5 week 1# hit
Jonathan S. - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
A few spelling errors, but the parody was rather enjoyable. 545
Cody Slusher - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I think it was good. I have see the video of the original song on BET and see if it is on amiright. You remind me of myself.

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