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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Frat Guy"

Original Song Title:

"U Don't Know Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

T.I.

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Frat Guy"

Parody Written by:

BPrulz

The Lyrics

A parody that spoofs the stereotypical campus frat guy, as told by Eli (fictional character). Just so you know, J-D stands for Jack Daniels.
I'm a tell y'all sucka freshies somethin'
Who wanna be like me
Looky here dude

You might see me on campus
But freshie, I'm a frat guy
When you come and say what's up
Remember I'm a frat guy
Save all the hatin' and the dissin'
dude 'cuz I'm a frat guy
Quit tellin' others that we're buddies
man 'cuz I'm a frat guy
Don't be a prude, baby give it up
'cuz I'm a frat guy
Hey I'm not trippin' but the truth is really
I'm a frat guy
Yeah you know they call me Eli
And I'm a frat guy
Yeah you're jealous and I see why
'Cuz I'm a frat guy

I think it's time to let you losers know that I'm a frat guy
I'll graduate in 7 years, I'm a real F.G.,
I been drinkin, hazin' freshies since I stood 4 feet
So if you freshies think you're worth it, you gon have to show me
You're gonna make me bring my pickup to a real slow creep
My bros are hangin' out the window, hands are fulla Jim Beam
When we throwin' TP and eggs, wonder when it's gonna cease
It'll hit your crappy dorm and create a slow leak
My house is in the speculation when we throw our parties,
What's the future of a loser freshemen talkin' to me
I give a crap about the cop's tryin to raid our party,
I don't care if they drive by, 'long as there not after me
I'm a keep chuggin my Teqila 'long as I stand and party
Go and talk to this chick here, she'll get beer and s**t for free
Contrary to your beliefs, I'm cooler than you'll ever be
F**k your thoughts and your feelings dude, 'cause I'm a frat guy

You might see me on campus
But freshie, I'm a frat guy
When you come and say what's up
Remember I'm a frat guy
Save all the hatin' and the dissin'
dude 'cuz I'm a frat guy
Quit tellin' others that we're buddies
man 'cuz I'm a frat guy
Don't be a prude, baby give it up
'cuz I'm a frat guy
Hey I'm not trippin' but the truth is really
I'm a frat guy
Yeah you know they call me Eli
And I'm a frat guy
Yeah you're jealous and I see why
'Cuz I'm a frat guy

Hey once again let me remind you losers you don't know me
So don't be walkin' up and talkin' unless you're a girl-e,
I don't know if you're alumni, you could call the po-lice
If I'm at the door at our party you can't get by me
Up at the gym I can bench press two hundred and for-ty
If she's a freshman with a body let her in the party
Impress her with some OAR I play on the acoustic
Pop the collar on my polo shirt from Abercrom-bie
I just wanna make out with you and pull down those pan-ties
Hookin up every time, because I'm a hott-ie
Nah it has nothin to do with the pill I put in her drink
Fact is that I'm very hot, as well as I got mon-ey
Beer in my room I'm keepin' cold, right next to the J-D,
Every night get a chick in there, beer and pot for free
Tell you I love you just to get in the pan-ties,
That's the only shot I got in scoring that boo-ty

You might see me on campus
But freshie, I'm a frat guy
When you come and say what's up
Remember I'm a frat guy
Save all the hatin' and the dissin'
dude 'cuz I'm a frat guy
Quit tellin' others that we're buddies
man 'cuz I'm a frat guy
Don't be a prude, baby give it up
'cuz I'm a frat guy
Hey I'm not trippin' but the truth is really
I'm a frat guy
Yeah you know they call me Eli
And I'm a frat guy
Yeah you're jealous and I see why
'Cuz I'm a frat guy

I know you all want to hate me
Ask 'em what it's gonna be
Whatcha lookin' at, p***y freshie, you're below me
At parties or on the streets,
Or wherever we should meet,
You're a f***in' hottie baby-baby, get over here and ride me
(2x)

You might see me on campus
But freshie, I'm a frat guy
When you come and say what's up
Remember I'm a frat guy
Save all the hatin' and the dissin'
dude 'cuz I'm a frat guy
Quit tellin' others that we're buddies
man 'cuz I'm a frat guy
Don't be a prude, baby give it up
'cuz I'm a frat guy
Hey I'm not trippin' but the truth is really
I'm a frat guy
Yeah you know they call me Eli
And I'm a frat guy
Yeah you're jealous and I see why
'Cuz I'm a frat guy

I'm a frat guy dude...

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