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Song Parodies -> "All Of Their Lyrics Sound Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Animal I Have Become"

Original Performer:

Three Days Grace

Parody Song Title:

"All Of Their Lyrics Sound Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

The music however rocks The lyrics however could have even taken shorter time to write than this!
Songs cant sound worth the sell
So many times they’ve tried
But they’re still mainstream strife

Their music maybe good and might flare
Why cant lyrics as well?

So what if you like the
Worst band in history
Their music wont sound lame, but

All of their lyrics sound dumb

Help me find the
Chorus that sounds less cheap
It sucks for songs like “pain”, cause
Of lyrics
(All their lyrics)
(All their lyrics)

I hope that TRL
Won’t think they’re cool as ice
Their verses make me cry

Hearing the song that rhymes “there” with “care”
Is a worse fate than hell

So what if 3DG
Aren’t ones to blame or be
Simply the main reason that

All of their lyrics sound dumb

Am I deceived
Or is this comedy
That’s just disguised as seeing
All of their lyrics sound dumb

And I believe
They’re not reality
It’s not impossible to see they suck

Hearing “home” that which rhymes “there” with “care”
Just let me hang myself!

Their guitar riffs are sounds more than rare
Why aren’t the songs as well?

(They all sound dumb) 7x’s

So what if they repeat
This part more times than three
Solos they’ll never play, when

All of their lyrics sound dumb

Heck, even these
3DG parodies
Are better, even great when
The band’s own lyrics sound dumb.
DKTOS? here it is, (unfortunately )

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 21

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   12
 2   2
 3   0
 4   2
 5   5

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Joel Martinez - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, yes they do. But tell me, have they ever won an award like linkin park or at least NOT been stupid and uncreative enough to have made a song that rymes "home" with "alone"? I don't think so! Their music may be good, but their lyrics are generic as hell. I mean, if you're going to be a band, AT LEAST TAKE SOME PRIDE IN WRITING LYRICS! Hell, I actually took the time to write this spoof for them! Shouldn't they show AT LEAST HALF the same dedication to their work? ;)
TDG - November 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Mind if i ask one question? apart from your parody, how would you edit their lyrics? still calling it Animal I have Become. im just cerious. (I have a disgraphia, i know thats spelled wrong.)
Joel Martinez - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know, TGD, THAT'S WHY IT WOULD TAKE ME A LONG FREAKING TIME TO DO SO!! Which is something I'll never do because I don't give a crud about this song! you're probably going to say this: "If you dislike this song so much, why do you pay attention to it enough to even write a parody?" That's like saying "If you stupid fangirls like this boyband so much, why do you bother going here and being completely idiotic enough to "one" me just because you worship this band so much, you didn't have enough braincells to realize the ratings were for "pacing" "how funny" and "overall score" but payed attention instead to your mushy love for the band?" It's all the same! I dont heve disgarfia, but do u tink i give a sit wethur peeple knowe i'am missppelling this carp? I know I'm going too extreme on this, but people should think before they give someone "ones".
Jaxson Shickler - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Wut R U Guys talking about? "Animal I Have Become" has great lyrics! Still this is like, one of my favorite songs so the spoof rocks!
The Red - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
He just doesn't understand the lyrics so he tries to write stuff thats not even half as good as 3DG's material, just so he understands the stuff.
Joel Martinez - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Your right Red, it's not even half as good, IT'S TEN TIMES BETTER and deeper! XD (besides, saying that I cant understand the lyrics is likes saying you were smart enough NOT to comment here!)
Surprised - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
What are you talking about!? TDG has the best song and with strong lyrics! I mean - how can you say the lyrics are bad? And you know, for a song to sound good, it doesen't need to have rymes... I'm really surprised...
Joel Martinez - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
You know what really surprises me? The fact you're an ignorant (*insert curse word here*)!! For that, I'm not even going to explain anything to you!
Tim Mayfield - July 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, TOS is pathetic and awful in the lyrics dept. I can't believe how repetitious some lyrics are these days. I have to change the station or turn of the radio at least once an hour or I'll go insane. Nice to see that others can voice the same discontent.
Red Ant - July 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody, Joel, and to a deserving target(s). "Home", "Pain" and this song are overplayed as well as lyrical wastelands.
Joel Martinez - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
THANK YOU! I'm just relieved to see that not everyone is born retarded!
Nemesis - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
"Animal I Have Become" is actually one of their better songs, though not as good as "Bully" or "Get Out Alive". I rated it a 1 for pacing because your lyrics don't fit the song very well.
Joel Martinez - May 01, 2010 - Report this comment
"I rated it a 1 for pacing because your lyrics don't fit the song very well." Unless you have the mangos to specify where EXACTLY the pacing seems to go off shore, your comment has an irrationality that only someone with paranoid schizophrenia, coke bottled- glasses and a frequent history of hereditary redardation would want to back up. And if that's the case, may your braincells magically reproduce so you can at least have enough aptitude to come in second place in the Special Olympics.
Nemesis - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Do you have to insult everyone who disagrees with you? Have you even listened to any of their songs that aren't singles? Also, at least I can spell. What do you mean by "mangos"? I have no clue why I'm even posting this comment considering the fact that you seem to be a rude person who derives a sadistic pleasure from insulting people.
Joel Martinez - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah "insulting" is one word for it. There are people who are actually mature enough to give me a long and detailed explanation towards why my parody either A.) Doesn't deserve to have at LEAST a 333(something you STILL refuse to tell me), or B.) Should not be agreed thematically rather than taking it out on the voting breakdown which shows us what it purely requires to qualify as good, so so, or bad. I’m not a rude person as you claim me to be (although I will admit to being very pissed off), cause even if I was, that’s nothing compared to those who think their opinions are as relevant as mine when it comes to comparing viewpoints (mine being this band is talentless lyrically and theirs being I’m wrong). I wrote an entire parody expressing my sole opinion rather than expecting a debate from bright tossers trying to prove me wrong. What do they care? What do they have to show and justly disproof other than mere comments and inconsistent scores?” Mangos” is just an expression they use in other countries, and yes I have heard their non singles, but since no one around wants to debate maturely (or at least intelligently) about it, I don’t think there’s a point in digging deep into that anymore, not that there ever was.
Joel - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
WOW! My comment is THAT big? Nevermind, I do have problems. Big problems, I'm sorry.
Nemesis - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
But you're right, don’t worry, it’s not your fault your brilliant parodies keep getting illiterate comments from cowardly one-shot commentators and uncompetitive sauerkrauts like me. After all, we just graduated elementary school, can’t you give us a break you insensitive insulting insulter!? retard!
the real Joel Martinez - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
You guys do realize ever since that AFI fiasco that I haven't posted my own comments ever since, right? In case you don't, try a guy named " Iced Print" who posts under my name so he doesn't take the blame. Heads up.

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