somebodies gonna get there grass clipped
somebodies gonna get there weed snipped(2)

back it up(2) mow the lawn(2)(4)

i never need some help how could i be scared of this lawn
i walk through this land like a gardner man
never can you imagine the weeds that i pull
if i said im gonna do it in the dark than i can
mow your L.A.W N right here
wildest man in the world with my big john deere
i dominate all the green, a barbers dream
cut roots to the evil the weed fear me yeah

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im a crazy (mother cutter) and im coming through to mow
quick to mush it up and put it on your porch do'
think im playing wit'cha but this rake gonna get'cha
always in the hood #1 weed splitta
when it grows in my presence it knows it cant compete
help all my plants give them a whole lotta seeds
when your grass wants to come back up you better call faster
ill cut this one for the hood, and add manure

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see im a grass splitta
at home and on twitter
you can laugh at me buddy
and joke like Chelsea Handla'
but i will cut dawg
so drink some eggnog
dont think im scared dog
of your holy bread dawg

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