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Song Parodies -> "The Art of Waking"

Original Song Title:

"The Art of Breaking"

Original Performer:

Thousand Foot Krutch

Parody Song Title:

"The Art of Waking"

Parody Written by:

Gary Troutman

The Lyrics

Every time you call me on the phone
I listen to it ring, pretend no one's home
I can't explain the energy that
You need to get up I just gotta groan

And every time i take a load off my feet
You won't even leave and let me be
I never would of thought that you could
Sleep this long but please believe me

I will curl up, won't wake at all
I'll hit the snooze and I won't take your call,
You're on the rug will you lay down,
I'm through now, so leave me and I dream away

When i feel numb i'll let you know,
I won't get up like i was before,
You cannot make me I'm on vacation,
This is the Art of Waking

I think i might just lose my mind
If i have to get up one more time
I can't explain how many times i've
Overslept when things just slip my mind

No one ever said that it was easy
So come out of the bed and stop your snoring
I never would of thought that you could
Sleep this long, but please believe me

Are you gonna stay away, and leave me here alone?
Are you gonna stay away, and leave me here?
2006 / A SPOOTH.COM Parody!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Baka - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good. The first verse is really clever.

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