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Song Parodies -> "Plumper"

Original Song Title:

"Jumper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Third Eye Blind

Parody Song Title:

"Plumper"

Parody Written by:

Hoogdoggydogg

The Lyrics

i wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
you could cut ties with all the pies that you've been diggin in,
and if you do not want to eat meat again,
i will hide the ham,
i will hide the ham...............

the hungry boy submits to weight gain,
icing over his secret cake
hording eclairs is wronggggg...
you're the first in line, you're way to round
at the buffet stand, you just go to town
you know the lines to longgggggg
(when) everyone you know has got a reason.... to say
put the pork away

i wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
you could cut ties with all the pies that you've been diggin in,
and if you do not want to eat meat again,
i will hide the ham...............

well foods on the table, theres more on the stove
everyday you've gotta buy new clothes,
you don't fit in the mirror
and the chocolate pudding you can't resist,
you got creamy coolwhip up to your wrist
and i, i want you to know
everyone has got to put down the sorbet,
maybe today, we can put the pork away.

i wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
you could cut tie w/ all the pies that youve been diggin in,
and if you do not want to eat meat again,
i will hide the ham...............
i will hide the ham...............
hide the ham...............

Spaaaaaaam

can you put the pork away,
i wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
i will hide the ham...............
i wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
i will hide the ham...............
i wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
i will hide the ham...............
i wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
i will hide the ham...............
i wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
and i will hide the ham...........
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