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Song Parodies -> "Leave The Feces"

Original Song Title:

"Leave The Pieces"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Wreckers

Parody Song Title:

"Leave The Feces"

Parody Written by:

Random Fred

The Lyrics

We've all taken that crap where the smell's too bad to bear. Then, all of a sudden, the john clogs. Here's a song for those painful moments, and a song to put in the Lifetime Treasury for generations to come. Let 'er rip.
Well, you're not sure what you ate, man
Your colon's not sure it even wants to let it go
Colon, it ain't fair, you know to just keep it pack-ed in
You say you don't wanna smell it
Don't wanna see it there
So why are you still standin' here
Just-ta stare and sniff

Well, it's all right, and you'll be cured
Don't worry about that turd of yours
Just take a dump and hit the road
There's nothin' you can do or say
That's gonna take that awful smell away
So just leave the feces when you go

Now you can drag out the plunger
Push a bit and make it quick
Will it get it over with or just keep it hangin' "round?
You might disown yourself with that turd you crapped and grieved
I can't get the smell all gone 'cause it melted the Oust.

Well, it's all right, and you'll be cured
Don't worry about that turd of yours
Just take a dump and hit the road
There's nothin' you can do or say
That's gonna take that awful smell away
So just leave the feces when you go

Commode not makin' up its mind
Is killin' me, turd multiplied
And the smell's so much more than that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-ah.

(Instrumental Break)

Well, it's all right, and you'll be cured
Don't worry about that turd of yours
Just take a dump and hit the road
There's nothin' you can do or say
That's gonna take that awful smell away
So just leave the feces when you go

Leave the feces when you go.
Leave the feces when you go.
Oh, yeah.
Leave the feces when you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-ah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-ah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah, yea-ah.
Leave the feces when you go.
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