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Song Parodies -> "Black Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Get Free"

Original Performer:

The Vines

Parody Song Title:

"Black Cat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There’s goes a black cat!
There goes a black cat!
He’s crossing my path!
So I’ll have back luck!
I’m swatting at gnats!
Car tires are flat!
Thanks to this black cat!
I am really fucked!

Won’t veer! Won’t veer! Won’t veer!
Ladders I’m crawling under
This Mirror! This Mirror! This Mirror!
One look and then it’s shattered!
In fear! In fear! In fear!
The roaring of the thunder!
Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!
At midnight the clock clatters!

Wrecked! (Wrecked)
My! (My)
Car! (Car)
I blame that black Chartreux
Four! (Four)
Leaf! (Leaf)
Plants! (Plants)
Help! (Help)

It’s weird! It’s weird! It’s weird!
Blood smeared! Blood smeared! Blood smeared!
So scared! So scared! So scared!
Severe! Severe! Severe!

When I’m on a walk
Help me kick felines away!

There goes a black cat!
There goes a black cat!
It’s going to be smacked!
If it tries to run!
Don’t you cross my path!
Or you’ll seek my wrath!
Try to do the math!
Bullets plus a gun!

John Deere! John Deere! John Deere!
I’m being chased by tractors!
Mouse ears! Mouse ears! Mouse ears!
I can’t stand Mickey’s chatter!
Cashier! Cashier! Cashier!
From me they gypped a quarter!
Root beer! Root beer! Root beer!
I’m soaked within its splatter!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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? - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Max Power would love this parody!
Matthias - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Uh, Thanks Question Mark... I'm sure he would as should everybody!
Old Man Ribber - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like you're in for some damned bad luck. It's a good thing you finished this parody first. ;D
Jeff Reuben - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Interesting that the filter was off for this one :) Fun song, sounds like you got Black Cat Fever.
Matthias - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I mean it's from an playlist called "Angry White Boy Polka" how could the filter possibly be turned on?

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