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Song Parodies -> "Taste Of ESPN"

Original Song Title:

"Taste Of Ink"

Original Performer:

The Used

Parody Song Title:

"Taste Of ESPN"

Parody Written by:

Swink R.

The Lyrics

umm gotta stretch some words out to make it the way i hear it oh and coming from a Red Sox fan YA!
Should I watch the ESPN channel,
With my dog and we shall make some popcorn
Then the top 10 plays of the week come on,
Im tired and Ive watched it for too long now,
On this channel of sports,
The view of A-Rod's getting old its,
'Mike and Mike' in the fucking morning,
Each show talks more and more like the last show,
BAM! I knew that hit was coming,
While I'm sitting on my couch eating,
This could be my chance to go pee,
This could be my chance to take a break
The show 'Cold Pizza''s on now
Couldn't take more Mike much longer
Being half-awake isn't what I planned to be
NOW IM READY TO GO SLEEEEPP!!!

And There he goes,
to catch the ball,
And hes gunna make the winning touchdown
Now there he is
He made the catch,
And it made first on the top play list

Dont you think Im pretty
When Im sitting down watching bass fishing,
And he takes the pole, casts it out
And keeps it there 'till he gets a fish,
As long as your right here and care
Please go get me some more beers,
We'll drink and watch the 'U.S.P.C'
We'll drink and watch the 'W.S.O.P'

Now there he goes,
He's all in,
With a pair of two's and high flush draw,
The turn comes up,
He hits his flush,
And he wins the 'W.S.O.P' (Wins the 'W.S.O.P')

As Long As Im alive,
I will watch,
ESPN's top 10 play list,
As Long as Im alive,
I Will see,
Every W.S.O.P

Dont You think Im pretty,
When Im Watching 'Jim Rome Is Burning'
'Around The Horn', The Spelling Bee
Also the Worlds Strongest Man!
As Long As your right here and care
Why dont you get me a beer?
We'll drink and watch Baseball tonight
We'll drink and watch Baseball

And there he goes,
He hits that pitch,
And its going, going, going gone
He runs the bags,
The Red Sox Win,
Leaving the Yankees in the dust (Yankees in the fucking dust YAH Yankees in the fucking dust!)

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