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Song Parodies -> "I Caught Lice"

Original Song Title:

"I Caught Fire"

Original Performer:

The Used

Parody Song Title:

"I Caught Lice"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

hehehe i love this song dont get me wrong, i'm just doing parodies to songs on the computer =D XD
Seemed to itch my head
The bugs on my scalp
Trying to move in
From the bottom of my...
Feel their feet again
Could we use shampoo
And conditioner to clense
My head of lice
So clean me like you did
My head's so itchy
Cuz i have soft skin

(I'm scratching, I'm scratching)
On my skull
I've got some bugs
Could stay a while

And I'm scratching
On my skull
Like my first time
That I caught lice
Just stay with me
Lay with me
Now

Never seen head lice
Every one is so small and disgusting
I bet they know each other
Trust these bugs are gross
my bites aren't healing
Getting rid of them

(I'm scratching, I'm scratching)
On my skull
I've got some bugs
Could stay a while

And I'm scratching
On my skull
Like my first time
That I caught lice
Just stay with me
Lay with me
Now

You could buy tea tree oil
And of course it'll really help
Just get them out
They could take my head off
get me some shampoo and i'll get them gone
Just stay with me now

I'm scratching (I'm scratching)
On my head
I got some bugs
Could stay a while
and I'm scratching
On my head
Like my first time
That I caught lice
Just stay with me
Lay with me
On my head
I got some bugs
Could stay a while
and I'm scratching
On my head
Like my first time
That I caught lice
Just stay with me lay with me
(Stay with me, lay with me)

On my head
Let's wash till the bugs fall out
I'm scratching on my head (I'm scratching on my head)
Let's wash till the bugs fall out
I'm scratching on my head
yarr...u be commenting now!! ar ar ar (lol jk, only if u want and guess what? im gonna stop asking you guys to rate and comment cuz it must be annoying for y'all...haha i said y'all....um yeah it'd still be apreciated if you did tho, just cuz im not asking doesnt mean you cant XD

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS, but reads funny....and I guess we both had scratchy submits, today--5's
Stinky Marshmellow - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
yay!! thankies =D =D
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS also but this is a great line SM: "I bet they know each other".
wannabemustangjockey - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll have to take their word for it since I DKTOS -- excellent parody of a song I've never heard before. Was that a contradiction? (Oops!) Whatever.....555 bottles of shampoo for you. Good luck getting the bugs out!
Stinky Marshmellow - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
no, no...I dont have head lice...its because a few yrs ago a really bad case of it broke out and lets say this is "in memory of it" haha...lol my head is clean...of bugs and dandruff!!! i luvs my hair.... ~o_O melissa O_o~
Nicole - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
haha this was so funny! i laughed and played the song with it! great job!
Stinky Marshmellow - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
>.<
Mattallica - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I love this song and you parodied this really well, keep it up :)

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