When you close your eyes and go to sleep
And it's down to the smell of your little freeps
I can catch the whiff of what you ate all day
When you open up your crack
And all I can do is pray

You tell me you had apple pie
You tell me where you just dined
You tell me you had pork rinds
But I know what you ate
'Cause I smell it when you detonate

I smell exactly what you eat
When you're fartin' in your sleep
I smell exactly what you eat
When you're fartin' in your sleep

When I hold you in my arms at night
Don't you know I always feel a sense of fright
And all of those foods that ferment inside
Are threatening to give you
A raw backside

You tell me you had fruitcake
You tell me you had peppered hake
You tell me it was all baked
But I know that you're wrong
'Cause your farts are seven seconds long

I smell exactly what you eat
When you're fartin' in your sleep
I smell exactly what you eat
When you're fartin' in your sleep

When you close your eyes and you fall asleep
Everything in your diet is a mystery