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Song Parodies -> "I'll Kill My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Hate My Life"

Original Performer:

Theory of a Deadman

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Kill My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Bennett

The Lyrics

My first song in a couple of months since i put on "How to kill your wife"
I'll Kill my Wife

So sick of my wife always up my ass
i dont like how i gotta work
and she just sits around and gets smashed
i hate all the people that are friends with the wife
bitch you better get outta the way
before i start punching you

i hate how my wife is always up my ass
she always wants to buy brand new things
but i don't have the cash

i hate my wife, all her bitch friends
i hate every one to the bitter end
nothing turns out right there's an end in sight
I'll kill my wife

How come i never laid i paid for her boobs
how could she have another headache
theres always some kind of excuse
i still hate my wife she won't suck my dick
i don't get fucked nearly enough
to put up with all of this shit

i hate my wife, all her bitch friends
i hate every one to the bitter end
nothing turns out right there's an end in sight
I'll kill my wife

I hate that she cant tell when i'm really pissed off
you know i tell her i want a divorce
then her daddy punches me in the face

So if your pissed like me
Bitches heres what you gotta go
go on find any weapon you can
go on and say die bitch

i hate my wife, all her bitch friends
i hate every one to the bitter end
nothing turns out right there's an end in sight
I'll kill my wife

My lifes at stake can't catch a break
I'll kill my wife
its something new i'm gonna be free
I'll fuckin kill my wife

(Theory of a deadman - Hate my life)

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