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Song Parodies -> "The Best Hambuger Ever"

Original Song Title:

"The Worst Hangover Ever"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"The Best Hambuger Ever"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

Seriously, it is. If you're ever in Larkspur, CA, stop by Left Bank for lunch.
Lunchroom scene, but there's nothing here for me
Gotta get me a big Left Bank hamburger with cheese

I walked into that French cafe and felt so lame
I had to have "un hamburger Americain"
But it's the best hamburger ever!
I need one and I need it right now
So please just bring me a big old slab of grass-fed cow

The waiter rolled his eyes like I'd just dissed his house
"Is this the only dish we serve you can pronounce?"
You've got the best hamburger ever!
Old Bossy should be taking a bow
I've got a jones for a juicy piece of grass-fed cow

Won't you please just feed me?
I ain't goin' to Mickey D's
You'll get a real big tip
Tell me "here's the beef"

Make it with cheese!
Make it with cheese!
Make it with cheese!
Make it with cheese!

Cause it's the best hamburger ever!
Don't want no chicken, turkey or sow
Don't make me wait for that lovely bit of grass-fed cow
I need to eat some grass-fed cow
Almost too good to be allowed
Bring me a slab of grass-fed cow

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is sweet ... and MEATY.
Ravyn Rant - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny!
Ravyn Rant - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
All right, who gave me the three for pacing, huh? Some vegan? :)

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