Song Parodies -> Pretty Low For A Pedo
| Original Song Title: | "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pretty Low For A Pedo" |
| Parody Written by: | Ned Riley |
This is a mixture of both the original version and the Weird Al Yankovic version.
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
And all the boys say I'm pretty low for a pedo
ABC, easy as 123
Our the world has had a fair share of pedos in the past
But most of 'em were busted and none of 'em would last
But this guy is different, he's got money and style
And whatever he does, well, he makes up denial
So don't you know, this guy is a pedo
You know he'd love to make sweet, sweet love to you
With his one gloved hand and his Neverland
He's there all day, he's there all day
So if he's not caught, forget what you were taught
At least you know he thinks little boys are very hot
The world hates pedophiles
Hey! Hey! Do that moonwalk thing!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
And all the boys say I'm pretty low for a pedo
He shops at plastic stores, not just any will sufice
And they had a normal nose, but he wouldn't pay the price
While playing in his home, he sees writing on the walls
"If you had any of them I would kick you in the balls!"
So don't you know, this guy is a pedo
You know he'd love to make sweet, sweet love to you
With his one gloved hand and his Neverland
He's there all day, he's there all day
So if he's not caught, forget what you were taught
At least you know he thinks little boys are very hot
The world hates pedophiles
Hey! Hey! Do that moonwalk thing!
Now he's getting a new face, yeah he's getting it done
He got Liz Taylor but he wanted to look young
And if he's ever caught sleeping with a kid
He bribes their parents and he gets to keep the tip
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
And all the boys say I'm pretty low for a pedo
ABC, easy as 123
So don't you know, this guy is a pedo
You know he'd love to make sweet, sweet love to you
With his one gloved hand and his Neverland
He's there all day, he's there all day
So if he's not caught, forget what you were taught
At least you know he thinks little boys are very hot
The world hates pedophiles
The world loathes pedophiles
Let's shoot some more pedophiles and
Hey! Hey! Do that moonwalk thing!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
And all the boys say I'm pretty low for a pedo
ABC, easy as 123
Our the world has had a fair share of pedos in the past
But most of 'em were busted and none of 'em would last
But this guy is different, he's got money and style
And whatever he does, well, he makes up denial
So don't you know, this guy is a pedo
You know he'd love to make sweet, sweet love to you
With his one gloved hand and his Neverland
He's there all day, he's there all day
So if he's not caught, forget what you were taught
At least you know he thinks little boys are very hot
The world hates pedophiles
Hey! Hey! Do that moonwalk thing!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
And all the boys say I'm pretty low for a pedo
He shops at plastic stores, not just any will sufice
And they had a normal nose, but he wouldn't pay the price
While playing in his home, he sees writing on the walls
"If you had any of them I would kick you in the balls!"
So don't you know, this guy is a pedo
You know he'd love to make sweet, sweet love to you
With his one gloved hand and his Neverland
He's there all day, he's there all day
So if he's not caught, forget what you were taught
At least you know he thinks little boys are very hot
The world hates pedophiles
Hey! Hey! Do that moonwalk thing!
Now he's getting a new face, yeah he's getting it done
He got Liz Taylor but he wanted to look young
And if he's ever caught sleeping with a kid
He bribes their parents and he gets to keep the tip
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
(Give it to me Michael!) Jeebee durta!
And all the boys say I'm pretty low for a pedo
ABC, easy as 123
So don't you know, this guy is a pedo
You know he'd love to make sweet, sweet love to you
With his one gloved hand and his Neverland
He's there all day, he's there all day
So if he's not caught, forget what you were taught
At least you know he thinks little boys are very hot
The world hates pedophiles
The world loathes pedophiles
Let's shoot some more pedophiles and
Hey! Hey! Do that moonwalk thing!
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434, I found it to be alittle amusing, but also a tiny bit in bad taste. There is something strange with MJ, I do agree, though.
A little funny, but repetitious. Pacing hiccups throughout.
you are f***ing s*** and you are f***ing gay and i know ure mum ned riley im f***ing telling her about all this s***.
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