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Song Parodies -> "Can't Eat Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Repeat"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Eat Meat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oddly enough I did another parody, of an Offspring song, called "I Can't Eat Meat". It was to the tune of "Come Out and Play" and the line was "You gotta keep it vegetarian".... Can't seem to find it now, but anyway here's one of a newer song but with the same theme!
Went to a nice buffet
Wanted to stuff my face
Lunch special's over but the dinner's just beginning

I grab hold of a hot dog bun (woah)
I won't put any weiners on (woah)
And I'm just wishing I could stuff my--

Hot dog bun
On my plate
Ketchup's on

Rice goes on
Shoestring fries
Parmesan cheese
And apple pies

Memories of steak are sweet
It's too bad I can't eat meat
Those days are gone and I can't eat my baby back...
Now we must move ahead (woah)
Eat stuff that isn't dead (woah)
We're all just wishing we could stuff our--

Hot dog bun
On our plates
Ketchup's on

Rice goes on
Shoestring fries
Parmesan cheese
And apple pies

With all our soybean squares
Wrapped in seaweed and speared
Our friends are laughing as we slowly pick away
The salad that we've made (woah)
I reach another stage stage (woah)
And I decide it's time to stuff--

Steak well done,
Chicken legs
Can't hold on
Stomach aches...

Fish goes on
With its eyes
Guess it's my last,
Tomorrow dies

Hot dog bun...

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Kyle - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
THIS PARODY ROCKS! HA! It made me laugh tons, nice work, 5s all round
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