I watched the other day
and saw nothing has changed
half past six, oh, it's The Pretender that is airing
I can no longer watch La Femme (whoa-hoa)
Nikita, cos that's been done (whoa-hoa)
and I'm just wishing it would stop

chorus:
shows go on
for always
can't be good for the brain
can't see more
TV-guides
yes, today's schedule makes me cry

Suddenly Su's very sweet
but not these dang repeats
ol' days are gone, Brooke Shields is never coming back
Jerry, just move your head (whoa-hoa)
Seinfeld is gone and dead (whoa-hoa)
we're all just wishing it would stop, but

chorus

we've all enjoyed A-Team
Van Dyke's detective years
the eighties left us and the nineties slipped away
can't imagine good reruns
except The Simpsons' fun
today that's crap and it should stop

chorus

can't see more