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Song Parodies -> "Big Mac (Revised Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Hit That"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Big Mac (Revised Version)"

Parody Written by:

Unnatural Disaster

The Lyrics

In the original version there are a few mispellings and some of the lines don't match the song as well as in this revised version.Enjoy!
I don't want Wendy's
No Burger King.
Mc Donald's is just
what I'm craving.
They have burgers that
make me say "Yum!"
I go there often
to have some fun.

They ask me "What would you like?"
A burger and some fries.
Medium soda, It's just too nice.
They ask me "What would you like?"
A burger and some fries.
I'd really like a Big Mac
I'd really like a Big Mac. Big Mac.

All I want is the 2 beef patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce, Onions, and Cheese.
Sesame!
Sesame Seed Buns!
YUM YUM YUM.

When in a hurry...
Know what to do.
Just go right through the
speedy drive-thru.
Big Macs are fattening
But I don't care.
A life without them,
Well, I don't think I could bear!

I said let's go to Mickey D's
and clog my arteries.
They always tell me,
that I am obese.
I said let's go to Mickey D's
and clog my arteries.
I'd really like a Big Mac.
I'd really like a Big Mac. Big Mac

All I want is the 2 beef patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce, Onions, and Cheese.
Sesame!
Sesame Seed Buns!
YUM YUM YUM

Well I HAVE TRIED
workin' out I still look the same.
EATEN SUBWAY
Doesn't work come back everyday.
And I DONT KNOW
how I'll get rid of the habit.
Because the more I try it.
The more I like it!

They ask me "What would you like?"
A burger and some fries.
Medium soda, It's just too nice.
They ask me "What would you like?"
A burger and some fries.
I'd really like a Big Mac.
I'd really like a Big Mac. Big Mac.

All I want is the 2 beef patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce, Onions, and Cheese.
Sesame!
Sesame Seed Buns!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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Puff the magic dragon - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
NO! Oh dear...that was utterly appalling! Stick to your day-job, my friend - you have managed to make a very bad song even worse! I did not think it possible.
Unnatural Disaster - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ok whatever
Puff the magic dragon - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey man, I merely gave you truthful feedback! I could be like all those stupid twats who say a parody is good just because their friend wrote it or because they like the original. I went for the truth. Puff.
Unnatural Disaster - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
if you say so
Unnatural Disaster - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
So you thought that there was absolutely no part of the parody that matched the syllables of the original?
The Cosmic Fool - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Well I personally think that this is brilliant. Amazingly funny. And the pacing works great. I wouldn't to listen to those mean comments, you did an awesome job!
Unnatural Disaster - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks, The Cosmic Fool
Kyle - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Amazing song, amazing parody This mde me laugh so much i really cant find any decent prodies of this but this is great!

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