Song Parodies -> Spare Me The Emails

Original Song Title:

"Spare Me The Details"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

  
Parody Song Title:

"Spare Me The Emails"

Parody Written by:

Unnatural Disaster

I hate Spam Emails as you can see:
My PC, It just hates me.
I got a lot of emails just the other night.
And 3 of them were SPAM, the rest of them was junk mail.
At least I didn't get any virus tonight.

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

Now I can't understand what people want to sell me.
They tried to sell me a box of some art supplies.
Email me everyday, it makes me want to lose it.
Everything they send me I delete that night.

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

Everything they send me, well I just delete it.
But they'll send it again in just a few minutes!
Oh man I've gotta stop them!

Now I'm lying in bed I cannot get to sleep.
I'm thinking of the crap that they will send to me.
They send me all this junk over and over.
And I know tomorrow just what I'll receive.
And they drive me insane, I cannot escape them.
I'm stuck with them harrassing me for life.
And they send me porn and other advertisements.
Well I just delete them and I walk away!

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

'Cause I hate all this mail.
Spare me the emails so I can be free!!

Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it looked well-written and I heartily agree with the message. 5's all round!
Joelle - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto!
John Barry - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto ditto.
Unnatural Disaster - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks!
TriggrHappy53 - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Brovo Brovo (did i spell that right)
Idiot - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Can I have permission to post this on another website?
Unnatural Disaster - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
sure

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