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Song Parodies -> "SpongeBob SquarePants"

Original Song Title:

"Jizz In My Pants"

Original Performer:

The Lonely Island

Parody Song Title:

"SpongeBob SquarePants"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

10 years, it was still on Nick
The greatest show that made me sick
Suffering from misery
Since Rugrats had went history
As the Nicktoon with the longest run
Quite the worst show on Nickelodeon
This yellow moron's very dumb
I can hardly twiddle my thumbs
That disgrace had caught my eye
When will darn Tom Kenny die?
I will never ever be Shanghai'd
I'll shelter in my room and tan my hide, 'cause of... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
I'm feeling down and out of luck
Until I heard a tune from an ice cream truck
"Camptown Races" just made me think of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
I would tell my friends I hated him
Put him to shame, he's much of a wimp
I'm being serious, I don't care about him
Now I have go to sleep

The next morning, I woke up in bed
Jump out of there and get things set
I started working at an office cubicle
Staring at the lady with a monocle
One of my co-workers wore a shirt
It's yellow and it doesn't show Bert
On the front, it's that sponge-head guy
That frightens me when it caught my eye
I run to the restroom, I have to barf
That kitchen thingy dude's been gone too far, which is... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Things are kinda normal, something's wrong for now
When he's opening up his mouth
See his uvula wagging, you know he's SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
I'm unfair, I was ticked off a lot
Running away toward the parking lot
Screaming my head off, got into my car
Gotta go home early 'cause of that

Next night, I watched TV
A new episode of Ugly Betty
The subject of that episode
Was a total obsession with nothing but stupid... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Running out of home and I'm spazzing out
Losing control out and about
The fad's kept up growing worse for the better, it's SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
The next day my alarm goes off, I'm seeing SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Worst day ever, in the form of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
The character that had caught my sixth sense is SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
I gotta get away from SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
I disliked SPONGE... Bob Squarepants?!
Seriously, you guys. Can we... okay.

I'm sick of SpongeBob SquarePants everywhere I'm seeing him
That you-know-who-and-what that I'm sick of, a total wimp
In my thoughts, this will be the worst cartoon in history
If his populace falls, I'll have a sweet victory

I hate SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (Yeah SpongeBob SquarePants, yeah SpongeBob SquarePants, yeah SpongeBob SquarePants, yeah SpongeBob SquarePants)
Oh no! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants)

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Overall Rating: 2.3

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Matthias - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
You know TSB I normally can't stand your work, but this was a great idea and you pulled it off fairly well.

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