When there's nothing else to cook,
Is there room for one more scone?
One more scone,
If you can hold on
If you can hold on, hold on
I wanna stand up, I wanna dough(nut)
You know, you know - no you don't, you don't
I wanna doughnut instead,
I want a meaning from the back of my cheese flan.

Another stomach aches, another jar breaks
I stuff myself with more than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes
I need refrigeration for protection for , food food food!

Help me out
Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, please fix my broken cooker,
You know you got to help me out

And when there's nothing else to cook,
Is there room for one more scone?
These changes ain't changing me
The cold-turkey boy I used to be

Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, please fix my broken cooker,
You know you got to help me out
Malnutrition gonna bring you down
Yeah, malnutrition gonna bring you down
Yeah, malnutrition gonna bring you down

I got rolls, but I'm not a baker
I got rolls, but I'm not a baker
...

Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, please fix my broken cooker,
Malnutrition gonna bring you down
Yeah, malnutrition gonna bring you down
Yeah, malnutrition gonna bring you down
Yeah, please fix my broken cooker,
Malnutrition gonna bring you down

Over and out, last call for tins
At everyone’s cost, the batter is win,
With all these things that I've cooked
All these things that I've cooked
If you can hold on
I’ll make you some.