-> "That Man Has A Knife"
Original Song Title:
"How To Save A Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"That Man Has A Knife"
Parody Written by:
Josh Julian
The Lyrics
One step before you know you're being stalked
He follows behind so you speed up your walk
He speeds up right behind you
You poop your pants and run on through
Starin' at your window through the night
As you see a shadow, and you gasp with fright
You go for your gun, under your bed
You turn around and he cops you in the head
When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife
A young man was heading west
Now poor Fritz has a stab wound in his chest
He tried to slip past his defense
If Only he knew that wasn't best
The stalker was in a thriller,
Entitled "Diary of a Serial Killer"
And pray to God he won't eat you
And pray to God he won't eat you
When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife
As he begins to raise his pace
He suddenly pulls out a mace
Drive until you run out of puff
Then he'll spray the car with gooey red stuff
He seems nice, but you know he's a liar,
Especially when everythings on fire,
then he will scream that everyones dead
And go around stabbing people in the head
When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife
When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife
That man has a knife
That man has a knife
When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife
When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife
That man has a knife.
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