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Song Parodies -> "That Man Has A Knife"

Original Song Title:

"How To Save A Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Fray

Parody Song Title:

"That Man Has A Knife"

Parody Written by:

Josh Julian

The Lyrics

I got bored and wrote this song. It made me and my friends laugh. Enjoy! :]
One step before you know you're being stalked
He follows behind so you speed up your walk
He speeds up right behind you
You poop your pants and run on through
Starin' at your window through the night
As you see a shadow, and you gasp with fright
You go for your gun, under your bed
You turn around and he cops you in the head

When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife

A young man was heading west
Now poor Fritz has a stab wound in his chest
He tried to slip past his defense
If Only he knew that wasn't best
The stalker was in a thriller,
Entitled "Diary of a Serial Killer"
And pray to God he won't eat you
And pray to God he won't eat you

When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife

As he begins to raise his pace
He suddenly pulls out a mace
Drive until you run out of puff
Then he'll spray the car with gooey red stuff
He seems nice, but you know he's a liar,
Especially when everythings on fire,
then he will scream that everyones dead
And go around stabbing people in the head

When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife

When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife

That man has a knife
That man has a knife

When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife

When would you learn, he's not a friend
he's gonna slash off your left leg
And I would have run for my life
Screaming that man has a knife

That man has a knife.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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Paul Hogan - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
That's not a knife...
Atkor - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Lol! That Made Me Laugh Heaps! Keep Up The Good Work Man!
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash - February 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree that's not a knife it's just a marker that makes red collars
Hello, I'm Johnny Crash - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thats such a cool song
Your Pal, Grimmy - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha! Lol, This is actually a song that made me laugh out loud. I really hope you do another one

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