I see her glare from cross the room
I drop my pencil down right on the floor
Bend down to pick it up
And heard my pants rip near my butt

(pre chorus) I'm hearing the laughs and I blush
Point at the kid sittin cross the lane
And swear to god damn life is a pain

(chorus) why weren't my pants long
They had to rip
Down near my butt
Not my penis
And ill have to stay up with them all night
As I try to learn to sew


I wish I hadn't bothered some
To bend down but then I got beef stew
The crack was big but I highly doubt
That anyone saw some of my poo

(pre chorus)

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