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Song Parodies -> "How To Save A Dyke"

Original Song Title:

"How To Save A Life"

Original Performer:

The Fray

Parody Song Title:

"How To Save A Dyke"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

in the song ill say leas which is short for lesbian
step one you look for a girl you need to stalk
she says im gay lets just talk
she stares weirdly on to you
your hair is tiny its real short
between the lines of her and straight
she begins to wonder why im gay

where did she go wrong
she lost a friend from because of her leasbian acts
and i would of stayed up with you all night had i known
how to save a dyke

Let her know that you know best
Cause after all you are a leas
Try to slip past his defense
Without trying to be straight
Lay down a list of girls you want
The ones that dont look like james blunt
And make some love to girls near you


As she begins to raise his voice
to come out of the closet and that is her big choice
Dykes until are ones that help the road
Or make some love with there mothers
she will do one of two things
and well try to hit on every girl she sees
Or she'll say im really straight
And shell begin to wonder why shes gay


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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 15

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darrel - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
carrol - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
why did some one give you ones this song is good

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