-> "Eggnog Was Tossed, It Makes Me Pout"
Original Song Title:
"My Dog Was Lost, But Now He's Found"
Parody Song Title:
"Eggnog Was Tossed, It Makes Me Pout"
Won't pick eggnog
I turn green when it is poured
That messy slime is gunk that's abhored
Think it's delish.... Then your mind's dim, You dork!
Made my blender go splat and I wrecked my whole flat
That crap made me wet when it shot off like a jet
Eggnog just sucks, It makes me frown
Eggnog is junk since now I'm doused!
You gave me a jar and I'm mentally scarred
You mixed it with gin but the outcome's still grim
Eggnog I tossed, It makes me pout
Eggnog is crossed off my list now
Go pump in some rum but still the flavour leaves me numb
My tongue will stay dryer since I won't be a buyer
Eggnog is chucked right to the ground
Eggnog's such muck won't touch an ounce
That drink I won't order because of the odour
You unveiled the Smirnoff but it still was a turnoff
Eggnog has struck my aching mouth
Eggnog's just drunk by hicks down south
The scent has me "Pee-Ew!" from my party it's removed!
It wrecks every Christmas Day worse than that sh*t fruitcake
Eggnog's like rotten sauerkraut
Eggnog's like snot from a pig snout
Tried to drown it with bourbon but that cup was still a burden
In your snow-covered cottage I was trapped just like a hostage
Eggnog's like butt on a dachshund
Eggnog is fought so it's not downed!
How did this garbage come from cream? One sip will make me scream
I griped so much but no one listened, They gave me that ooze that glistened
Eggnog's a blot and makes me shout!
Eggnog is stomped into the grout!
I pity the poor cow that's used to make me scowl
You're gonna hear me growl cause this beverage is foul
Eggnog's low-cost and you'll get plowed
Eggnog's that sauce that thins the crowd
Nog makes me purge, It's gross and white
Here till Easter, friend, That lard is such a fright
I tried eggnog: It knocked out my lights
Egg holocaust is so unsound!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||3.6|
|Overall Rating: ||3.6|
|Total Votes: ||10|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||2||
| ||2|| ||1||
| ||3|| ||1||
| ||4|| ||1||
| ||5|| ||5||