Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I Won't Fly"

Original Song Title:

"No More Cry"

Original Performer:

The Corrs

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Fly"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Have you had to go to the airport lately? If you have, then you might just have noticed all the increased security. We all agree they're needed. Let's face it, doesn't the long wait get on our nerves sometimes? Enough, perhaps, for you to swear off air travel?
(Instrumental intro)

I wanna fly just like before
When I could just walk to the door
Now I have to lounge around
While I wait for the pat-down
But now that guy, brought a knife
Won't be taking the next flight
Got beaten black and blue
He ended up down in the loo
Now they even "give you love"
Wasn't nice, they groped my butt
Tired of waiting in the line
And now I'm late, I'm out of time
Then I see, my plane is gone
Will have to wait for so long
And now I'm stuck, just like you
I'll let you know, I must bemoan

I'm telling you
They are making me so angry
They're patting me down slowly
And now I am so angry
I won't fly, I won't fly

Then they say I can't complain
Terrorists might bring it down
No, flying won't be the same
A bad guy could be on my plane
We have no choice, we must wait
It might be longer than a day
I'll need caffeine, extra-strength
And I say, won't fly again

I'm telling you
They are making me so angry
I'm being strip-searched slowly
And now I am so angry
I won't fly, I won't fly...

They're making me so angry
Yeah, I will take the ferry
Flying is now so scary
I won't fly, I won't fly

There might be a bomb
Bad guys in the crowd
I want to shout out loud
Get out from the mob
I'm telling you

I'm telling you
Oh flying is so scary
It even costs more money
Even though trains go slowly
I won't fly, I won't fly

I'm moving by ground only
Yeah I will take the trains only
It might even save me money
I won't fly, I won't fly (I won't fly)
I will never fly (I won't fly)
I won't fly (I won't fly)
I won't fly (I won't fly)
I won't fly
Copyright 2002 by Leo.More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   2

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 914