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Song Parodies -> "Vampirella"

Original Song Title:

"Cinderella"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cheetah Girls

Parody Song Title:

"Vampirella"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I haven't done a superhero or anti-hero is a long time. i'm using the original 1960s storyline of planet Drakulon and Vampirella's travel to Earth by spaceship fighting Choas enemies and von Kreist. She is NOT supernatural in that storyline, she's an alien vampire (one of the Vampiri race).
When she was just a young girl
Planet Drakulon’s blood rivers flowed red
Vampiri life was boring
Twin suns caused droughts that brought death to its residents
The end of life, beginning of Vampirella’s story

A strange spacecraft crashed violently, emerging were armed human “things”
They had blood in their arteries, so she returned to Earth to feed

[Chorus]
There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell

Von Kreist, Prussian officer, beat Satan in card game high
Won immortality- won’t ever die
Sadistic, cruel monster that preys upon innocent children
Somehow Vampirella must take his life

A showdown ensues and Vampirella will show him no mercy
Sliced in two, von Kreist becomes a decaying, morbid, useless thing

Surviving…

There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell


She can slay, many demons
Evil beings, evil things
Dark Mistress of the Night is she
On enemies she does feed

There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell

There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell

There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell

Pantha and Pendragon are her pals...
http://flowerpoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/vampirella-00.jpg

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AFW - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
good bite to this...right in the neck
Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Fangs for the memories. ;D

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