Song Parodies -> Let's Get Retarded

Original Song Title:

"Let's Get it Started"

Original Performer:

The Black Eyed Peas

  
Parody Song Title:

"Let's Get Retarded"

Parody Written by:

Chris H.

This is a parody about the kind of people who are completely stupid.
Let's get retarded , in here...

And your brain keeps numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and
numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and
numbin' numbin' and...

In this context , there's no intellect , so when I test my mind , you take your naps.
You got '5 minus 4' you disconnect , from all social sect. , reject the
'Quantum' effect.
Decimals are inefficient , wallow your intuition , diss your college role
and break away from addition.
Coz' when you bleat out , man , it's ruling a doubt. You wouldn't believe how you shout shit out.
Learn it , till it's learned out. 'Dur' it , till it's sound out. Fact's up , from
word tests he pouts.

Everybody , everybody , they all knew it.
We're stupid.
Get retarded , get retarded , get retarded.
Let's get retarted ( Duh! ) , let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded ( Honk! ) , let's get retarded in here.

( Repeat x 2 )

Yeah!

Choose a role , your shoddy and dull.
Don't speak too fast , people still think your slow.
Don't fill your head , 'Forest Gump' into it.
Trigonometry , you freeze to do it.
Get stuttered , get stupid.
You'll want to potty , people will walk you through it.
Step by step , like your the new kid.
Dense so dense , without a solution.
French-man hints , ''With no compution.''
The teaching's incompassible , and that's how we're provin'.

Everybody , everybody , they all knew it.
We're stupid.
Get retarded , get retarded , get retarded.
Let's get retarded ( Duh! ) , let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded ( Honk! ) , let's get retarded in here.

( Repeat x 2 )

Numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' and...

C'mon yall , let's get Cu-ckoo!
Let's get cuckoo! ( in here )
Let's get cuckoo!
Let's get cuckoo! ( in here )
Let's get cuckoo!
Let's get cuckoo! ( in here ) Now , now , now!

( baby talk ) - Yai , yai , yai , yai , yai , yai , yai , yai , yai , yai , yai , yai...

Head's to drill , that's the deal.
At a game , we'll sing till ya must pop pills.
Lose your mind , missed the time.
Ya'll test us still , just to make us cry.
Gone your head , like I before E , not inside your skull , or inept plenty.
Get testing , now and quick.
Ya'll crack math slow mo' than your mother's left hip. ( So )
So dumb now , will not correct it , bet your pregnant , then it's expected.

Everybody , everybody , they all knew it.
We're stupid. ( Numb on )
Get retarded , ( Numb on ) , get retarded , ( yeah ) , get retarded.
Let's get retarded ( Duh ) , let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded ( Honk! ) , let's get retarded in here.

( Repeat x 2 )

( Doh , doh , doh ) in here.

Yeah!

Let's get cu-ckoo!
Let's get cuckoo! ( in here )
Let's get cuckoo!
Let's get cuckoo! ( in here )
Let's get cuckoo!
Let's get cuckoo! ( in here ) Now , now , now!

Numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin' , and numbin' numbin'

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carol - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!! that sums it up well for at least 1/4 of America's population.
Stinky Marshmellow - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Isn't lets get retarded the original song name?
X - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, the dirty version.
Andrea Huckstep - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
YOU FAIL.

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