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Song Parodies -> "Cast that Sectumsempra"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Little Secret"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The All-American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Cast that Sectumsempra"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Sally

The Lyrics

Song about Harry Potter explaining to Prof. Snape in Half-Blood Prince that he didn't know what the spell Sectumsempra did when he cast it. HPB Spoilers.
Sir, I know that I’ve done wrong
I should have known it all along
From the time I cast that spell
Till the time that Malfoy fell

Didn’t know what it did till now
Not till I heard Malfoy say “OW!”
But, sir, please realize, I didn’t know

I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
Cast that Sectumsempra
I didn’t know

Just found the incantation
Thought it sounded kinda fun
I didn’t know what it would do
Oh, Professor Snape, it’s true

Didn’t know what it did till now
Not till I heard Malfoy say “OW!”
But, sir, please realize I didn’t know

I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
Cast that Sectumsempra
I didn’t know

That it would make him bleed (make him bleed)
At a surprising speed (surprising speed)
But he’s done some dirty deeds (dirty deeds)
And payback is what he needs
Detention is not fair
I’m not guilty

I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)

I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
I Cast that Sectumsempra
Cast that Sectumsempra
Cast that Sectumsempra

I didn’t know
I didn’t know
Hope you liked it. If you want to post this elsewhere please credit to me, Mr. Sally. Thanks for reading!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Agrimorfee - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
"Oh mora, oh Temper-a" ;)
Mr. Sally - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Heh, I'm glad to get some comments....
Rex - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but well written.
KT - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Love Harry Potter, love this! Well done :)
Mr.Sally - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmm, four comments? I want to hear how I did! Don't be afraid to post!

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