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Song Parodies -> "Who Has Mad Cow Diesase?"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Little Secret"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The All American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Who Has Mad Cow Diesase?"

Parody Written by:

Spaztastic Spaz

The Lyrics

Tell me how you found out how,
you know that I have Mad Cow,
cause I know I haven't told you,
I'm not a cow, I don't moo.

Tell me exactly what to say,
yes, I have had it since last May,
you are the only one that needs to know.

And I don't know how I even got it,
never tell a soul,
or I'll go over there and spread it,
like I said, I don't moo,
I don't belong in a zoo,
who wants to know?

Since we live such fucked up lives,
it's the best way to survive,
by letting out a "moo" or two,
for some reason, I just mooed.

Tell me exactly what to say,
yes, I still have Mad Cow today,
you are the only one that needs to know.

And I don't know how I even got it,
never tell a soul,
or I'll go over there and spread it,
like I said, I don't moo,
I don't belong in a zoo,
who wants to know?

The way I feel today,
still don't know what to say,
I've had Mad Cow since May,
and I told you not to tell anyone, no,
but you've done it.

And I don't know how I even got it,
never tell a soul,
or I'll go over there and spread it.

And I don't know how I even got it,
never tell a soul,
or I'll go over there and spread it,
like I said, I don't moo,
I don't belong in a zoo,
I don't belong in a zoo,
cause I'm not Zaboomafoo.

Who wants to know?
Who want to moo?

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Dylan Baranski - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but another good parody for this one might be "Who Has Moskau Disease?"

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