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Song Parodies -> "Dirty, Filthy, Toilett"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Little Secret"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The All American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty, Filthy, Toilett"

Parody Written by:

Smarty

The Lyrics

Its really way to cloged
Its the place I lost my dog
I'll clean it in a year or two
But if I dont then I'll just move

I want to leave it far away
But I could smell it anyway
I could just drench it in colongne

I just hate my dirty, filthy, toilett
(dirty, filthy, toilett)
I think there is something growing in it
(something growing in it, i'll get someone to kill it)
My dirty, filthy, toilett
Where fungis grows

Theres something living right inside
When I sprayed it it survived
I'll clean it in a month or two
But if I dont then i'll just move

I want to leave it far away
But I could smell it anyway
I could just drench it in cologne

I just hate my dirty filthy toilett
(dirty, filthy, toilett)
I think there is something growing in it
(something growing in it, I'll get someone to kill it)
My dirty, filthy, toilett
Where fungis grows

That thing is still alive(alive)
You cant see it with the naked eye (naked eye)
I swat all of the flies(the flies)
Toxins eat me apart
Its suckin my life out

I just hate my dirty, filthy, toilett
(dirt, filthy, toilett)
I think there is something growing in it
(something growing in it, i'll get someone to kill it)
My dirty, filthy, toilett
Dirty, filthy, toilett
Dirty, filthy, toilett

Where fungis grows
Where fungis grows

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, if you can't afford to buy a new toilet you will have to make do with the old one.
Smarty - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thats right, but at least this song doesnt in any way reflect my toilett.
purple Monster - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
ummmm sorta funny but its gross too and you spelled TOILET wrong!! 3-4-5 it was ok = D

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