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Song Parodies -> "Brush 'em gently"

Original Song Title:

"F**k her gently"

Original Performer:

Tenacious D

Parody Song Title:

"Brush 'em gently"

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The Lyrics

this rules people, written in a boring business studies lesson. have fun!
You don't always have to clean your teeth,
Although sometimes you might,
Sometimes you gotta brush 'em well,
and f**ckin give 'em some flossing toooo.

Toothpaste you got to sqeeze,
Dentists you got to please,
Sometimes you got to say hey....

Im gonna clean you....softly
Im gonna scrub you gently,
Im gonna floss you....sweetly,
Im gonna brush you DISCREETLY!!

And dentists say-'Hey i brought you toothpaste'
And then you say-'I aint got no money'
'But i think i got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?'

Whats your favorite paste,
Thats cool with me its not my favorite but I'll use it for you,
Whats your favorite floss,
Im not gonna buy it but I'll steal it from my GRANDMA!

And then Im gonna clean you completely,
And then I'll f**kin scrub you discreetly,
And then I'll f**king floss you completely,
but then......

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