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Song Parodies -> "Wonkaboy"

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Tenacious D

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The Lyrics

This is about Wonkaboy.
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of chocolate clouds
There sits Wonkaboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonkaboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonkaboy,won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonkaboy, with powers comparable to Wonkaboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power, to move you?

History of Wonkaboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with sweet sweet harmony, go!
Wonkaboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonkaboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

Well, Wonkaboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That's me.
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonkaboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonkaboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your tasty juice.
I hope you like this.

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Mystery man - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
what the heck that was basically the original all you did was change wonderboy to wonka thaatsa all you couldn't change the powers or the scenario do better next time

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