I've never been one to raise my voice
But something's just been buggin me,man

You eat some food, usually then wash your mouth
The smell's unbearable , you didn't toot
Its not your gas, but my nostrils its going through
Did you brush your teeth after dinner last night?

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Was that your stinky breath let out?
If you do and need to wash it out
Then please go wash your mouth
If that was maybe gas right now
Its stronger than the crap pile of a cow
What did you just let out?

Until I know, my suggestion's bubble gum
Maybe peanut Butter, some creamy Peter Pan
The stink's still on, so Ill turn on a fan
IT smells like a skunk, or a spider died in here

What is that freakin' smell around?
Is ist your armpits? Put on some deo-
Dorant please right now
So I wanna know like right now
When you tell me, and I hope its' soon or now
And it will make me proud

Hey, my buddy, this must be cleaned up
Hey, my buddy, this smell should be removed, be remobed

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Tell me what is that smell now?
Did the neighbor's cat just kill a mouse?
Or is it from your mouth?
Could it be a dirty cow?
Could it be just you wakin up now
I must figure this out

I think I have figured it out
It was just your stinky breath around
So here's some tic tac now
Wait, I think there might be gas around
So take some Mylanta and let it out
Now Ive figured it out

Feel like Sherlock Holmes right now
Cause I solved the mystery just now
And I am oh so proud
Use Listerine and wash it out
When it gets grosser, just go spit it out
You did and now Im proud