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Song Parodies -> "Sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"Dynamite"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"Sandwich"

Parody Written by:

Michael Whitman

The Lyrics

A Dynamite Parody. Leave comments and rate, and enjoy. Please enjoy responsibly. Translation: Enjoy while eating a sandwich.


I came to eat, eat, eat, eat
Walk through the door
'Cause I want meat, meat, meat, meat
I'm cravin all my favorite
Treats, treats, treats, treats
Give me space so I can eat, eat, eat, eat
Yup, yup
Cause I'll eat beef and pork and cheese
And maybe some more mayo please?
I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
I wanted MAYO
I wanna celebrate and eat my snack
Saying AYO
GIVE ME MAYO
'Cause I wannaeat this meal
I wanna eat it now
Give me my mayo
So I can sit and munch
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
Give me my mayo
So I can sit and munch.
I came to stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff
Everyone watch my stomach puff, puff, puff, puff
I'm so starved, this soup will have to do, do, do, do
Give me the phone, call up my chef, chef, chef, chef
Yeah, yeah
Cause I'll eat beef and pork and cheese
And maybe more mayo please?
I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
I wanted MAYO
I wanna celebrate and eat my snack
Saying AYO
GIVE ME MAYO
'Cause I wan eat this meal
I wan eat it now
Give me my mayo
So I can sit and munch
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
Give me my mayo
So I can sit and munch.
I wanna eat it all
I'm gonna be the last one snacking
I am starved and all I
I'm gonna be the last one landing
'Cause I, I, Believe it
And I, I, I
I just want it all
I'm gonna throw my sandwich in the air
Sandwich in the air
Throw your sandwich in the air
I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
I wanted MAYO
I wanna celebrate and eat my snack
Saying AYO
GIVE ME MAYO
'Cause I wan eat this meal
I wan eat it now
Give me my mayo
So I can sit and munch
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
Give me my mayo
So I can sit and munch.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 29

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Flash Flood - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Nom,nom,nom,nom...mmmmm!
Blaydeman - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Rhyme scheme is a little off, but overall very good.
Lexi!!!rainbows - September 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Very funny!:D i laughed while reading it, good job!

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