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Song Parodies -> "Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Caleb and Thomas

The Lyrics

Im Risin up, I just had a shot,
I took the drugs, he took my wallet.
I ran back home to get my pistol,
When i got back he was gone.

I had no money
I just had a shot.
What much else could I do?
I fired a round out of the window
And hit 6 people walking by.

Then the cops just barged in,
They've all got search warrants.
There is Jack all that you can do.
I could grab a machine gun,
But there in F18's,
And there pointing coverts at my head...
^^^One move and your dead.^^^

Im in the station,
Surrounded by cops,
They have the bomb squad on standby.
"Why lose your money on a kilo of drugs?"
Schappalle Corby is going away...

Then the cops just barged in,
They've all got search warrants.
There is Jack all that you can do.
I could grab a machine gun,
But there in F18's,
And there pointing coverts at my head...
^^^One move and your dead.^^^

The next day, I switched on the news.
They had arrested Shappelle Corby.
She Said "I didn't do it!"
But I knew she had
I think she'll get twenty to life...

Then the cops just barged in,
They've all got search warrants.
There is Jack all that you can do.
I could grab a machine gun,
But there in F18's,
And there pointing coverts at my head...
^^^One move and your dead.^^^

They're all a bunch of idiots
The've embarrassed our Country
I think they all deserve to be shot
But their lawyers think otherwise...
I Hope they die...

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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blondE - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Can't say it's funny. I guess for young people like me drugs are a big issue. Pacing: pretty good. Hmm always difficult when Australians are involved. Especially cos the media loves to milk this stuff for all it's worth. Death penalty? Well, if the criminal justice system is meant to involve rehabilitation then it doean't really make sense. Must be horrible to work on the firing squad. Can fully understand Indonesia getting annoyed at us interfering in their justice system though. We'd have a complete hissy fit if they tried to interfere with ours. Schappelle Corby? If she didn't have cleavage and nice skin then we wouldn't even know her name.
Thomas - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
great song (i was involved in its writing) i think that blonde took this abit seriously. boo hoo you have drug problems what does our song say about that. And nobody cares jack all about what you think people feel like this is ment to be fun not darn arse serious. "If she didn't have cleavage and nice skin then we wouldn't even know her name" about that you stated what relevence does this have about our song?

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