All around the world, bacon sizzles for me.
Who knows how long I've loved it?
Everywhere I go, I have to stop and eat.
Everybody knows my mother's fillet of sole.

I just wanna fry.
Making bacon, eggs, and burgers
and the menu goes on further.
I just wanna fry.
I'm a genius with a pan.
If you want frying, I'm your man.

Come to Joe's diner, he'll ask where you've been.
Joe can make you saussage and he'll do it again.
There's no time to think about cholesterol and stuff.
Cook it light I know. My mother, she told me so.

I just wanna fry.
Cooking vast amounts of chicken,
you can find me in the kitchen.
I just wanna fry.
If it goes into the fryer,
it's the product, I'm the buyer.
I just want to fry.
I just want to fry.

All around the world, bacon sizzles for me.
Who knows how long I've loved it?
Everything I eat tastes so good to me.
Even when I'm old, I'll still fry at the stove.

I just wanna fry.
I can fry a plate of hash browns,
just like at the diner downtown.
I just wanna fry.
Using large amounts of Crisco,
just as much as San Francisco.
I just want to fry.
I just want to fry.