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Song Parodies -> "The Good Old Soccer Game"

Original Song Title:

"The Good Old Hockey Game"

Original Performer:

Stompin' Tom Connors

Parody Song Title:

"The Good Old Soccer Game"

Parody Written by:

Crazy Aria

The Lyrics

No insults to hockey, just positive stuff about soccer. Compare "The Good Old Hockey Game" lyrics.
Hello out there, we're on our chairs
It's soccer day today
The pressure grows, the whistle blows
And the ball goes down the field

The goalie jumps and the players r' pumped
It then begins to heavily rain
Someone roars, Zidane scores
At the good old soccer game

Oh! The good old soccer game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good old soccer game!

Second Half
Where players dash with cleats a flash
The men in blue fall behind
But they grab the ball and pass through all
And they're down across the line

They storm the box like jagged rocks
They pass through a hundred lanes
We see them head the ball inside
It's a one-one soccer game

Oh! The good old soccer game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good old soccer game!

Extra time, last game of the World Cup too!
Oh take me where the soccer players
Kick-off down the field
And the FIFA World Cup is all filled up
For the champs who got it sealed

Now the final flick that is a penalty kick
From one radical team
Well the ball is in - Italy wins
That good old soccer game

Oh! The good old soccer game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good old soccer game!

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Michael Pacholek - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Any game where there's more action in the stands than on the field is not a sport. Carl Sagan's "Cosmos" had more action than the NASL's New York team. "But the whole rest of the world loves soccer!" Then why does the whole rest of the world want to come to America? They're trying to get away from the most boring game on the planet! If Zidane had tried that head-butt in hockey, it would've been two minutes in the penalty box, and he'd have been right back out. Of course, it wouldn't have been in the finals of any tournament, since the French and the Italians stink at hockey (as opposed to the French-Canadians and the Italian-Americans).

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