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Song Parodies -> "Rock Your Bowel"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Your Body"

Original Performer:

Stagga Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Rock Your Bowel"

Parody Written by:

mudfudstud

The Lyrics

[Chorus]
Don’t move ya body and we’ll get through
Cuz you shouldn’t eat gluten with celiac sprue
It’s shaking ya body and makin you poo
like Ohh-oh, Ohh-oh
Rockin your body, and loosin ya stool
Meltin hot chocolate through your groove
Bump it outta so the bowel can move
Like blow, blow

[Stagga]
Yo, we are the illest
So much pain, its impossible for you not to feel us
The realest, intestines you ever met in your lifespan
I'm tryna get to work
Put a some solid stool in your can
I got an idea, and it might sound grownup
But next time please order a gluten-free donut
Crack it, lick it up, seal it, air tight
Absorb some water, otherwise you burnin all night
And I just might, bleed from the ass center
And if you double the rice, then immodium must enter!

[Repeat Chorus]

[Stagga]
Like BOOM!
I be goin’ straight to the bathroom
Put the air freshner on high, or patrons gonna die
As long as you got the right perfume
Aint no body usin’ the lavatory till noon
You should get pillow for your backbone
Until night, my ass shining bright like a baboon
People stop breathin when they step in the room
And ain't nobody leavin when I set it with the boom

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