-> "Stuck (In Bed)"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck"
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck (In Bed)"
The Lyrics
I can't get out of bed today because of my behind
I just can't seem to shift my weight so all I do is lie
[I'm not shiftin', I'm not slippin' through]
I need asistance, I need a machine
My bed's collapsing at the springs
It just can't take my weight
I need to get up and head for work
'Cause i'm already late
[I won't diet, I'll just see it through]
You know you should help me, 'Cause I need to eat
Before I went to bed, I was on the phone
Mama telling me that i'm not fat i'm just big boned
So can you help me, babe, like you know you should
But i'm stuck like glue
There's no muscle I can move
I'm so subdued i'm doomed
I can't help it
What are you waiting for?
My arms are aching
The bed's touching the floor
And I can't make it
Out like I could before
I hate them, and I hate you
I can't stop thinking of food
It's true
I'm stuck like glue
You won't phone the fire services
Or lift me off my hind
I keep thinking yesterday
Why'd I have to eat those pies we made?
[I ain't movin', I keep calling you]
You don't hear me shouting
You're really quite mean, yeah
When I'm lying there
I cannot reach the phone
You won't come and therefore i'm stuck here on my own
What am I to do? When I cannot move?
I feel like a fat fool
This bed's breaking, what are you waiting for?
The legs are shaking, I need you even more
This bed can't take it, When I weigh 24
I love food and I need you
I can't stop calling for you
I'm doomed
I need some food
Now i'm lying there, bed's snapped on the floor
If only you could get me what i'm craving badly for
Yes I know i'm dumb, Yes I know it's true
I feel like such a fool
Can you bring me food
The police would help too
I can't stand it
I've been stuck here 6 days
And no more waiting
'Cause i've lost all my weight
No hesitating
Just watch me stuff my face
I hate you, but I love food
I can't stop thinking 'bout food
I hate you, but I love food
I can't stop thinking 'bout food
Don't know what to do
I'm stuffed with food
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