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Song Parodies -> "Cows and Heffers"

Original Song Title:

"God of Wonders"

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Parody Song Title:

"Cows and Heffers"

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The Lyrics

While on a mission trip to eastern Kentucky, our CIA group had the pleasure of having a camp to stay at. On the way back to that camp late one night, some cows got out of their pasture and were on the road so our bus chased them until they left the road.
Cows and heffers beyond our bus we see,
You are Holstein, full of protein.
Cows and heffers beyond our bus we see,
You are holsein, full of protein.

We'll have dinner tonight,
If you'll turn out the headlights.

Happy day, our meal is runnin' on the road.
Happy day, our meal is runnin' on the road.
Repeat intire song 3x

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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