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Song Parodies -> "Pokemon Trainer"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Pokemon Trainer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Somebody once told me “You’ll never beat my Goldeen”
I told him that he was a huge bore
His Pokémon looked crappy especially
His Krabby and it was around level four

Well when I use Fighting, I’ll be going down fighting
I’ll be just fine as long as there’s no Flying
Beating each gym with exceptional ease
I’ll kick your ass even if you say “Please”

So many gyms you have to beat
So what’s wrong with Game Shark cheats?
You’ll never learn if you use those
When I win I’ll strike a geeky pose

Hey now, you’re a trainer
Turn your game on, go play
This game, is a no-brainer
Get your Pokémon, Gallade
I beat Pokémon Gold
Only Pokémon masters get to scold

It’s a cool game, believe me it gets better
You think you’re good now, you think you can beat my Scyther?
Well my Pokémon team begs to differ
Judging by the level of my powerful Pinscer

The Ice Pokémon are really hard to find
But Water is better so I really don’t mind
I’m good with Fire, how ‘bout you?
I bet you never ever even caught Mewtwo

Hey now, you’re a trainer
Use your Pokémon to win
It is a no-brainer
All you need is Mudkip
All my Pokémon are tough
You better leave if you don’t like it rough

Hey now, you’re a trainer
Can you beat the Champion?
My team, is greater
Then your Typlosion
I’ll beat your Pokémon
But I’ll trade you

Somebody once asked could I trade him for his Gastly
I need to get myself something like Munchlax
I said, “Yep, what a concept, I could use a good trade myself
And we could all cut a little slack”

Well, I’ll never stop playing and that’s all that I’m saying
Screw all the rules I don’t care how I’m playing
You can use cheats, I don’t give a crap
You think that’s smart, just wait for my trap

So much to catch, so much to play
So what’s wrong with using my Entei?
You’ll never beat me at this game
You should know that you are just lame

Hey now, you’re a trainer
I will beat you, with Rock
The first gym, is a no-brainer
Just take a good look at Brock
This game will never get old
Only the best players break the mold
This game will never get old
I was first in line when it was sold

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Jimmington - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
You sir, are a king among men!!
SpykeXD - June 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you, sir!
Crak - June 25, 2010 - Report this comment
One of the best songs ever!
SpykeXD - June 27, 2010 - Report this comment
And thank you to you too!

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