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Song Parodies -> "Chavs=s**t"

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Isaac Hunt

The Lyrics

im bk, this parody is betta than ma last one i promisep.s-you all know the title is true
Come on !!

Here we go again mother f***** !!

Yeah !!

Come on down
And see the chav right here
Too stoned to beg and dont really care
What's the matter with chavs anyway
Right...get the fuck out of my face
Understand I dont smoke weed
It isn't like I wanna look hard
I feel like s***
Like I iz smoking F***** weed
I Wish I Were Dead

One more time mother f***** !!

Everybody hates you now so f*off
Blood on your face and hands and I don't know why
why dont you all just die
But that is none of my business

Whose life is it, give it, see it, feel it, eat it
Spin it around so I can spit in it's face
I wanna leave without a trace
Cause I don't want to die in this place

Ch-avs=shit (x4)
(what you gonna do)
(I'm not afraid of you)
(I'll never wear burberry)

Come on !!

It never stops
You can't be everything to everyone
your sittin on the side of satan
What do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it
Stop your bitchin'
And fight your way through it
I'm not like you
i dont wear burb

Come on motherfucker all chavs must die !!!!
Come on motherfucker all chavs must die !!!!

Chavs=Shit (x5)
(what you gonna do)
(I'm not afraid of you)
(i'll never wear burberry)
Chavs r scum :-)

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 8

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smellynana - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
lol its gr8, chavs r twats!!! :D
Grace - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
mindless - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
hhhhhhhhrrrrrrr ( Boring )
yur mum. - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
no offence mate bt this is s***e. n it aint funny. n its kinda boring. my two year old niece cud right beta insults than yu. and im nt a chav, im jst sayin lyk. id take it off b4 yu embaress yurself further. =) p.s. and if yu hate them so mch...why send hours of yur life writting songs or whteva that is bwt them?
----------------------------------------- - November 19, 2012 - Report this comment
@h choo ble$$ you that w@$ the beginning & @$ $oon @$ i $neezed i #@id @HHH $hit

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