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Song Parodies -> "Confessions of a Avid Video Gamer"

Original Song Title:

"Duality"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"Confessions of a Avid Video Gamer"

Parody Written by:

Inuzaka666

The Lyrics

(Push controllers into the) ports...
I play my games until it is late
But I don’t get sleep until a later date
this problem never ends, it’ll continue while I lie
If this thing goes on
Aaaaaaaah!

I have played until my eyes collapsed
I don’t notice that time's elapsed
Why is all I do is play until it’s late
I've modded this, I beaten that
I've cheated, that is a fact
Just look at all the players I create
I've gotta play what I've gotta play
I don’t think though I’ll go away
But I know, my sisters don’t enjoy the noise
I don’t know which one will be my last
My future is the same as my past
I like Valentine, even though Cloud is in line

I Push controllers into the ports...
I play my games until it is late
But I don’t get sleep until a later date
this problem never ends, it’ll continue when I die
If this thing goes on
I don’t think I’ll take it!

I can’t stop playing in this weather
I’m the skin and it’s the bone
I’ll find all the pieces
And solve this puzzle all alone
I have no reality, my life is just a dream
I do nothing the hard way
It’s not what it seems

I Push controllers into the ports...
I play my games until it is late
But I don’t get sleep until a later date
this problem never ends, it’ll continue when I die
If this thing goes on
I don’t think I’ll take it!

All I've got...all I've got is these games
All I've got...all I've got is these games
All I've got...all I've got is these games
All I've got...all I've got is these games
All I've got...all I've got is these games
All I've got...all I've got is these games

I Push controllers into the ports...
I play my games until it is late
But I don’t get sleep until a later date
this problem never ends, it’ll continue when I die
If this thing goes on
I don’t think I’ll take it!

All I've got...all I've got is these games
All I've got...all I've got is these games
All I've got...all I've got is these games
All I've got...all I've got is these games

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mindless - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
great !!! I'd know what you mean!!!!!! A song about; how hard we love video-games!!!yeah!!! I fell asleep a couple of times with the pad in my hands. Same s*it with:resident Evil,silent hill,socom,NFS,GTA, halo and all the other cool games. GREAT SUBJECT AND IT'S FUNNY!!!!!
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