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You actors are pathetic! Stink in these roles
Who did you screw? Cause you guys are dumb!
I'm seeing you pout
Whenever I shout
Eyes are rolling cause you can't put on this play
Lines you are forgetting
And you knocked down the stage setting
It's not pleasant seeing you numbskulls destroy my script
I yell "Action!"
Cause when we open you need to know all of your scenes
Just throw in the towel
You wrecked Broadway, I scowl
Band can't play the fife and you sadly cannot sing
You moo like a cow
Time for you to say "Ciao!"
You all are helpless move like baboons!
You'll dance and spin in some ballet shoes
But then you'll fall down
Look like a damn clown
That's why I grieve it's not Barnum and Baily
It's worse than your blocking
I can hear those critics mocking:
"A Death Sentence is a lot more fun than this garbage"
Wipe off that grin!
Take that damn costume off because that belongs to Steve!
Get your facts right now!
Steve needs to wear that blouse!
Should of hired my wife, She's no actress but you reek!
Learn the songs you louse!
You've cleared out the whole house!
(Exit off Stage Right, now!)
Get me when you finally learned this script!
Fix the costumes that are always ripped!
Get me when we've got some working lights!
I'll be in my trailer till that night!!!
Get me when they've made the real set!
Paper walls scribbled with pen!
Chucking tomatoes and cream pies!
This performance really bites!!!
Guys slap and they shove no fight choreography
Wanna knock you out
Fired my talent scout
Hey, Gimme that prop knife switch it for the real thing!
Worked for ages now!
Can't get your damn parts down!
(Thespians made me frown!)
Guys can't we work this out?!
My play has been shut down!
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