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Song Parodies -> "Rehearsing"

Original Song Title:

"Rebirthing"

Original Performer:

Skillet

Parody Song Title:

"Rehearsing"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

If this isn't up to my usual standard sorry but I wrote this in a McDonalds because my Internet was down and I didn't have a lot of time to go over it in editing so hopefully you'll like it.
You actors are pathetic! Stink in these roles
Who did you screw? Cause you guys are dumb!
I'm seeing you pout
Whenever I shout
Eyes are rolling cause you can't put on this play
Lines you are forgetting
And you knocked down the stage setting
It's not pleasant seeing you numbskulls destroy my script
I yell "Action!"
And sigh...

Rehearsing now
Cause when we open you need to know all of your scenes
Seethe...
Just throw in the towel
You wrecked Broadway, I scowl

Rehearsing now
Band can't play the fife and you sadly cannot sing
Seethe...
You moo like a cow
Time for you to say "Ciao!"

Leave now!
Right now!

You all are helpless move like baboons!
You'll dance and spin in some ballet shoes
But then you'll fall down
Look like a damn clown
That's why I grieve it's not Barnum and Baily
It's worse than your blocking
I can hear those critics mocking:
"A Death Sentence is a lot more fun than this garbage"
Wipe off that grin!
I cry...

Rehearsing now
Take that damn costume off because that belongs to Steve!
Seethe...
Get your facts right now!
Steve needs to wear that blouse!

Rehearsing now
Should of hired my wife, She's no actress but you reek!
Geeze!
Learn the songs you louse!
You've cleared out the whole house!
(Exit off Stage Right, now!)

Get me when you finally learned this script!
Fix the costumes that are always ripped!
Get me when we've got some working lights!
I'll be in my trailer till that night!!!

Get me when they've made the real set!
Paper walls scribbled with pen!
Chucking tomatoes and cream pies!
This performance really bites!!!

Rehearsing now
Guys slap and they shove no fight choreography
Jeeze...
Wanna knock you out
Fired my talent scout

Rehearsing now
Hey, Gimme that prop knife switch it for the real thing!
Jeeze!
Worked for ages now!
Can't get your damn parts down!
(Thespians made me frown!)

Left now!
Guys can't we work this out?!
Gone now!
My play has been shut down!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
I'd say more lines were nailed than not, and the consistency of the theme played out pretty much made up for the rest, so 455 and a bonus pack of fries from me with that, but what I don't get is why you felt the need to post it today, couldn't you have saved it for later and given yourself time to go over it one more time, were you that tired of listening to the original that you had to get done with it, or something like that?
Matthias - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
No I actually like this song it's a matter of not knowing when I'm going to have time and Internet again to work on it
Matthias - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
This is also for the Artistry 2: Skillet round so I wanted to make sure that I had something for it
Agrimorfee - July 31, 2014 - Report this comment
It always shows too well when a parody gets rushed. I agree with Peter. If you werent hard-pressed, you definitely would have had some consistency in the humor. There were many spots in there that seemed random.
Abbott Skelding - August 05, 2014 - Report this comment
I've never heard the OS before (I could say that about most Skillet songs, though) but this seemed pretty okay by me. Sure, there were a few random spots, but the title sub is spot on and the lines that worked, worked really well. Nice work Matty!
Max Power - August 08, 2014 - Report this comment
At least you performed much better than the actors.
bobpiecheese - August 12, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The pacing was a little iffy, but otherwise this was damn fine for a rush job. In fact, if you hadn't brought it up I wouldn't have guessed (hope that comes across as the compliment it was meant as). 555 fired actors!
Blaydeman - August 14, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with the consensus that there were some odd parts and the pacing wasn't always perfet, but l loved the topic (as an actor myself :)) and it the tone fit perfectly with the OS.

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