Song Parodies -> Everybody Hates Paris Hilton
| Original Song Title: | "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" |
| Original Performer: | Simpsons |
| Parody Song Title: | "Everybody Hates Paris Hilton" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Bodily TM |
I've been wanting to do a Paris parody, and this song popped into my head one day. DKTOS?
Everybody in the USA
hates that stupid heiress
She's Paris and she's really, really, lame!
Paris tried to wreck a car,
She thinks that she's a superstar.
I hate her guts and Hilton is her name.
H-I-L-L-T-O-N, She's the star that shouldn't been
I'm glad she went to jail for 30 days!
H-I-L
Her brain is dead!
T-O-N
That's a stupid brain!
She's worse than Federline or Mr. Bush!
You can't escape her even slightly,
She's on CNN most nightly,
Talked about on Bill O'Reilly
Her celebrity... is one hilarity... of blush!
H-I-L
Her brain's still dead!
T-O-N
"That's hot!" she said
Everybody hates that stupid jerk.
Tinsel Town has joined me in my loathing!
Everyone including Tarantino.
You don't have to move your feet,
just hate Paris to the metal beat.
People hate her, Larry King and Dan Marino!
If you hate conceited starlets then I doubt you'll like Miss Hilton
or her stupid little show The Simple Life
"That's hot! Hooray!"
H-I-L
What's to be said?
T-O-N
She's worse than Zedd,
The Power Ranger villain skeleton!
hates that stupid heiress
She's Paris and she's really, really, lame!
Paris tried to wreck a car,
She thinks that she's a superstar.
I hate her guts and Hilton is her name.
H-I-L-L-T-O-N, She's the star that shouldn't been
I'm glad she went to jail for 30 days!
H-I-L
Her brain is dead!
T-O-N
That's a stupid brain!
She's worse than Federline or Mr. Bush!
You can't escape her even slightly,
She's on CNN most nightly,
Talked about on Bill O'Reilly
Her celebrity... is one hilarity... of blush!
H-I-L
Her brain's still dead!
T-O-N
"That's hot!" she said
Everybody hates that stupid jerk.
Tinsel Town has joined me in my loathing!
Everyone including Tarantino.
You don't have to move your feet,
just hate Paris to the metal beat.
People hate her, Larry King and Dan Marino!
If you hate conceited starlets then I doubt you'll like Miss Hilton
or her stupid little show The Simple Life
"That's hot! Hooray!"
H-I-L
What's to be said?
T-O-N
She's worse than Zedd,
The Power Ranger villain skeleton!
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It's been a while since we've had a Simpsons parody. If anyone thinks that Dylan Baranski should be more famous than Paris Hilton, please vote now!
A Fair Diss of Paris
That was AWESOME! 5s
Funnier parody to a funny song. You will see my version soon. Happy Fourth!
hmmm...Not worse than George Bush - no way. Not even worse than Scooter Libby. In fact, not worse than a whole lot of other people. DKTOS on the Simpson's song. You know what? PH may be silly & vacuous, but she hasn't hurt anybody. Yes, she needs to obey the law and avoid alcohol & driving...as do millions of other Americans of all types - rich, poor, etc. So I don't hate her, but I wouldn't mind if she got her sh*t together better. Sh*t, I wouldn't mind it if I got my sh*t together better. Oh..."Fact-check" moment, Chris. She got a 45-day sentence and served 23, which is really the maximum anyone in Los Angeles County serves on a 45-day sentence, unless they cause major violent disturbances while in jail. Most "45-day" sentences here only serve about 10% at present time due to chronic and severe over-crowding of the system. But if it makes life seem better or easier for you, well, then hate away. But with all the crap that's going on in the world she seems an object to have much more than a casual disdain over.
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