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Song Parodies -> "Don't Touch"

Original Song Title:

"Shut Up"

Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Touch"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There you go
Your nose is so lose
It's all a big news
It's all about you

You think you're cool
But you're just a fool
You always take time to molest small boys

It seems like everyday
Your nose falls off
You just can't get it right
It's like boys are the one you love to touch
Don't you deny that

So glue it, glue it, glue it
Glue up your nose now
Don't touch don't touch don't touch
You're supposed to like girls
Not boys not boys not boys
That makes you a gay
Nothing you do today is gonna change our minds

There it went
Your nose just fell off
It's in a big drain
Whatever you do
Your nose doesn't fit you
But I know and I know and we know
That it's fake

Don't tell me you aren't a gay
And don't try to tell me that you are right
Don't tell me who you wanna be
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you go to jail

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Total Votes: 4

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Everybody NOSE this already, Bash. You're not telling us anything new.

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