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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to English Class"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To My Life"

Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to English Class"

Parody Written by:

Matt Anthos

The Lyrics

I always dread the first day of English Class
Do you ever feel like falling asleep?
Do you want to do a lot of work?
Writing essays all day long
Until your hand is numb

Do you want to read a boring book?
Do you want to take a hard test?
The questions are so difficult
That everyone goes crazy

No you don't know how hard it is
When you're stuck in this class
You don't know what it's like to be in here

Writing papers
Doing work
Getting lots of failing grades
Being assigned
Too much homework
Feeling you've been graded too low
Being on the edge of dropping the class
Nothing will save your grade
No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to English Class

Do you wanna stop watching TV?
Are you ready to sit all day?
Are you ready to read some poems
That you don't understand

Are you ready for a class you'll hate?
Do you want to work all night long?
With the big projects and long reports
That are assigned daily

No you don't know how hard it is
When you're stuck in this class
You don't know what it's like to be in here

Writing papers
Doing work
Getting lots of failing grades
Being assigned
Too much homework
Feeling you've been graded too low
Being on the edge of dropping the class
Nothing will save your grade
No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to English Class

Teachers always give way too much work
You will never have any fun
English class is boring
It kills your GPA!

Everybody has to do too many projects
The essay grades are so unfair
You don't know how hard it is
how hard it is.

Writing papers
Doing work
Getting lots of failing grades
Being assigned
Too much homework
Feeling you've been graded too low
Being on the edge of dropping the class
Nothing will save your grade
No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to English Class

Writing papers
Doing work
Getting lots of failing grades
Being assigned
Too much homework
Feeling you've been graded too low
Being on the edge of dropping the class
Nothing will save your grade
No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to English Class,
Welcome to English Class,
Welcome to English Class.

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Ashley, President of Dork-Nerd Association - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
That was HILARIOUS! I loved that song on the radio. Will you make a "Welcome to Math Class?" I DESPISE MATH.
Eternity - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved this, and this exactly how I feel, this is freakin' hilarious, you should do a "Welcome to school" one in general how bad it is

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