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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A N00b"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Just A Kid"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not A N00b"

Parody Written by:

Random Dudette

The Lyrics

Ode to those annoying people on forums.
I go on forums online
And claim them all as mine
And the regs get all mad at me.
My screen name makes no sense
And yours suck, no offense
i usualy tipe lyk tis
Just because I am the shizz
Here's my life;

I'm not a n00b
Do not call me that, Don't you dare.
I'm not a n00b
So, I use no common grammar?
What's it to you?
The internet is not a stinkin' spelling contest, you see,
anyway.

And maybe eventually
Everyone will see
That my clubs do have a point.
And then they will join them
And I will have a friend
Not that I don't have some already
My buddly list is filled with people I know
Here's how it goes:

I'm not a n00b
Do not call me that, Don't you dare.
I'm not a n00b
So, I use no common grammar?
What's it to you?
The internet is not a stinkin' spelling contest, you see

What am I doing wrong?
Why don't I belong?
Why don't they think I'm a reg?
I have not known them all that long all
I know that I am really annoying.

I'm not a n00b. I'm not a n00b.
I'm not a n00b. I'm not a n00b.
I'm not a n00b.

I'm not a n00b
Do not call me that, Don't you dare.
I'm not a n00b
So, I use no common grammar?
What's it to you?
I'm just an illiterate freak,
yet that's just what you all are anyway, anyway.

I'm not a n00b
Do not call me that, Don't you dare.
I'm not a n00b
So, I use no common grammar?
What's it to you?
I'm just an illiterate freak,
yet that's just what you all are anyway, anyway.
I'm an illiterate freak, anyway.
Nobody cares for me, tonight.
I'm not a n00b, tonight.
I'm happy this way, you see.
I'm not a n00b, tonight.

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Susanna Viljanen - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
1337!
Quickstep - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
W00t!!!!!!!!!!!!

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