Two broads on a micro-diesel bus
Left their bubble just to lecture us
One’s a limousine left-winger without any clue
With too much time and not much to do
Teamed up with a rockin’ chick
Very cute but very thick
Laurie David Sheryl Crow
I saw your global warming show

Some brains would do you good
Some brains would do you good

Make all your clothes from old blue jeans
Wash ‘em in wind-powered washing machines
Don’t forget to pay carbon tax
Insulate your house with your own ear wax
Build a new fence with bamboo
That will reduce global C02
And cook all your food by burning grass
Drive a car that runs on gas from your ass

Some brains would do you good
Some brains would do you good

You just say no to plastic bags
You wipe your behind with worn-out rags
You don’t take a shower when you’re through at the gym
And you wonder why Karl Rove won’t let you touch him
You only drink recycled tea
You flush the toilet every seventh time you pee
You got great legs and a good-lookin’ dome
But behind those eyes there’s nobody home

Some brains would do you good
Some brains would do you good